So far today:

1. 1:35 pm, a phone call
2. 1:36 pm, an email
3. 2:14 pm, a bogus LinkedIn request
4. 4:43 pm, a phone call
5. 6:38 pm, a phone call

Honestly, seriously? Are you a frakking collector disguised as a recruiter? Is this really how TD Ameritrade wants to be represented?

Get a grip, go away.